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Guns Demotivational Poster


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.2/5

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Vanner - September 23, 2013, 3:14 am
Nearly 10000 deaths by firearms un the US, 38 in the UK, even given that America is five times out population i know which odds i'll take.. Have a nice day ya'll, hope you survive it...
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:56 pm
Coward committed suicide leaving me not only to suffer from all of my many traumatic injuries, but all of the financial cost and hardship as well. Burn in Hell Louis Osbaldo Saldivar(Chicago)
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:54 pm
I have been mowed down by a car head on by a drunk driver who crossed over into my lane of traffic while I was on my Harley and I think I would much rather be shot with what has become of my life.
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:02 pm
A bat won't jam and putting barbed wire around a gun won't make it anymore lethal. Therefore, guns are for wimps. ;)
spacedog - July 28, 2012, 4:02 pm
Well... Let's agree to disagree. But what the hey, ignore me since I'm Canadian. Here is a link to an American point of view. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-meaningless-arguments-against-gun-control/
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 1:12 pm
You beat me to it. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Russell_Weller . And don't forget that Colorado graciously allows its serfs to carry pistols, but the theatre didn't. If anyone else had been armed he could have been stopped in moments.
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:56 pm
Meant "guns are *not* the only dangerous thing out there.."
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
If he had a car, he could easily have mowed down tens of people. Let's not pretend this isn't a valid argument. Guns are the only dangerous thing out there, nor are they the most dangerous. Not a single shot was fired on 9-11 but over 3,000 died that day.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:35 am
If the Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:34 am
If teh Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.


LITTLE OLD LADY -


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.75/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.


THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
Butte Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some ass jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap shot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be assailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are shot by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a shotgun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in Butte, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but damn it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull shit.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a shotgun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The shit that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


Guns -


TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 3:48 pm
Disease: Without it, the British wouldn't have decided it was too costly to stick around to hand you your asses.
plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:49 pm
And yet, people without pencils (or other writing implement) would have a much more difficult time misspelling anything.
mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.24/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




SQUIRTING. - SFW Sucks.


TAGS: squirting squirt guns
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:19 pm
It's no anime, but it does raise an eyebrow.


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

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javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead shottyz
Rating: 3.73/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his ass with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome shotty!!


GUNS - If guns dont kill people, people kill people.... Then does that mean toasters dont toast toast. Toast toast toast???


TAGS: guns
Rating: 2.64/5

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NickDahlmier - November 7, 2016, 7:41 am
I'm fine with the gun, but I don't trust that toaster...!
Budog - November 22, 2011, 12:21 am
@ Moooooo, made me LMFAO !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 7:59 pm
But, what about the waffles...the poor innocent waffles.
Budog - November 21, 2011, 6:32 pm
Toast does not toast toast. People use the toaster to toast bread to make toast...
america4guns - November 19, 2011, 5:17 pm
Toasters toast bread, then the bread becomes toast. Just saying.
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 10:21 pm
mmmmmmmm grill cheese kegodeath thats the sh*t my drunk ass is going to make some right meow
keg0death - November 18, 2011, 9:04 pm
Toaster don't just toast, lay it on its side for grilled cheese :D
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:35 am
would that make a toaster a poster??
usmc650736 - November 17, 2011, 11:13 pm
No, it's saying that toasters don't toast toast. PEOPLE toast toast. Toasters are made for toasting things, including poptarts. Just because people choose to use it for toast doesn't mean that it's only for making toast.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 9:01 pm
hooray bullets
philbob - November 17, 2011, 6:05 pm
Guns dont kill people they are the instrument used to direct the bullet... bullets kill people..
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 2:15 pm
Some people have a motifake account but don’t make posters not mentioning any names but there initials are CommonSenseIsUncommon lol ;)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 1:03 pm
I DO, however, have a pencil that can't spell worth a damn. I mean, it can't be ME, right?
CommonSenseIsUncommon - November 17, 2011, 12:56 pm
This is not an accurate comparison. Guns don't kill people without a person to shoot the gun. Toasters do not toast anything without a person to operate the toaster.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:33 am
thank ;-)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 9:19 am
I love the question "Toast toast toast?" 5 slices, buttered.
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:19 pm
I thought it was cool to use the word TOAST 5 time in one sentence LOL
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:12 pm
I have a lot of guns, and carry. I shoot them in my back yard ALL THE TIME It Is a joke ABOUT A FUNNY PIC ;)
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm
egads.. person...
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm
Seriously? Like guns, they do not do anything, unless a PEARSON uses the item.


7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.


TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".


Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there photos in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "Pussy Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
fuck, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad ass then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm

add bacon and you have paradise. :)


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


MACHINE GUNS -




2ND ADMENDMENT - When our freedom to bear arms is taken away, what will stop them from taking the rest of them?


TAGS: guns freedom
Rating: 3.93/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:22 am
That hasn't stopped them in the last 30 years; why would you having guns hold them back in the next 30? Besides, they have drones now; your handgun is irrelevant.
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:47 pm
Tell that to the Bill of Rights. Your 2nd Amendment is safe.


HUMILIATION - because dying isn't bad enough




THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... Damnit, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky damn family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals


TAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity
Rating: 2.84/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:32 pm
more like WWJS. who would jesus shoot


US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower


TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
Sittin' duck!


MEAN KITTY -




CAT GUNS -




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

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confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


LIFE -


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunshot wants to make damn sure they're dead.


PEACE - Guns are needed to enforce it


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:49 pm
You inability to draw a peace sign straight TOTALLY gives the impression you competently understand how it works... No really! :P


COMBAT FLIPFLOPS -


TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
who needs boots right?


NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




HOMELAND SECURITY -




A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


M61 VULCAN -




AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger shot down
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L


CHAV'S -


TAGS: chav guns gangsta gold chains
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:20 pm

lolz....cute


MARRIAGE - Defined between one man and one woman


TAGS: marriage guns
Rating: 3.04/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 8:20 am
Definitely an M-4, but yea, I wouldn't mind a simple AR-15 myself (the civilian version of an M-16). Bonuses for the woman holding it correctly with her finger beside, not on, the trigger.
Yo Mamma! - February 6, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, that's totally an M-4, not an M-16...
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 12:19 pm
Here's a question for you, lars: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
lars - January 14, 2009, 11:27 am
why can no one point out an m16? its the most common weapon used in most militaries.
Shtoink - December 22, 2008, 2:17 am
wish i could afford a AR-15 or equivalent


THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - This guy is prepared, are you???


TAGS: zombies guns
Rating: 3.78/5

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MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll assume that none of us have brains and move on.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
You've got red on you.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:47 pm
knowledge is our best weapon
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
I got the audiobook. I have listened to it several times. It is very funny.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:38 pm
of course, The Zombie Survival Guide, a must own for fighting the living dead
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
borrowed from Max Brooks book?
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:31 pm
rule two; Use their head, cut off theirs
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:30 pm
Rule one of zombie survival, Organize before they rise!
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 1:10 pm
Hazt to be European zombies. Can't be racist don'tcha know. I have a bush-axe and a shotgun. I'm covered. Long enough to trip my best friend and run for it.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:59 pm
Wait, but are we talking African or European zombies?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:57 pm
Neighbor.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
Why would I want to shoot a zombie? In this god-foresaken, desolate wasteland, with nary a creature stirring as far as my eyes can see? I'd welcome another ambulatory being to share my nature walks with.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:53 pm
If you live in England, I think you are allowed a club, maybe a sling.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:52 pm
I have strange neighbors.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:51 pm
I am not at all prepared. The most lethal thing I own is a fork. Or maybe my guitar, it's heavy I guess.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
From your neighbor?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
Am I the only one who would just steal a tank?
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:40 pm
SKS, spas12, daewoo K2... Badnews for the Ghouls.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:39 pm
Not as much as I like, but probably better than most.


DONKEY ARTILLERY -


TAGS: donkey guns explosive
Rating: 3.65/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:16 pm
Don't need extra ammo cartiges. Want to see how fast that animal bolts after the first shot? LOL
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:13 pm
You mean...ready....aim....HEE HAWW HEE HAWW..
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
Ready... Aim... Fire!


COLT .45 - Keeping rapists at bay since 1911


TAGS: guns women
Rating: 3.35/5

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thelaw - August 31, 2011, 2:02 pm
This is a Hi-Power Muzzle... http://webpages.charter.net/the.batman/HiPowerPhotos/Parkerized/Muzzle.JPG
thelaw - August 31, 2011, 2:02 pm
It's a Colt 1911 .45 alright...you're all dumb and probably only have COD experience...I'm a competetive handgun and shotgun shooter. the muzzle looks small cuz it's angled down...and doesn't resemble a Hi-Power at all...I own both... tl;dr..you're dumb!
TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
Not a 45 there...Browning Hi-power.
Bah - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
In what strange nightmare dream world are rapists bullet-proof?
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 4:58 pm
Guns are useless against rapists. Bring on those tasers >:D that'll keep them at bay
Zed - November 2, 2009, 4:46 pm
Hey, D.A.R., LEARN TO READ. Derek said it's pointless to own a gun if you are not willing to actually USE it. Otherwise, its about as effective as a restraining order, ie, not effective AT ALL.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:10 am
I love Mission Bay in California... wish she could keep me at that bay.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey lets post the same thing twice, but 4 minutes later, thats cool
Derek's a retard - November 2, 2009, 1:08 am
So what you're implying here Derek,is women who prevented themselves from being raped should not own a gun? How does a women being raped by someone she knows make the raper invincible to a .45 round? Idiot.
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:04 am
So, what you're saying is Derek, women who prevented themselves from being raped shouldn't have guns? An how does a women not knowing their attacker make them impervious to a .45 round? Idiot.
Derek - August 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
The vast majority of rape victims know their attacker. Owning a gun is irrelevant if you can't or won't kill someone and they know it. But keep your fantasies.
Cheech - May 25, 2009, 9:42 pm
It might be a .22 conversion. They make kits so it's cheaper to shoot.
EliteDoom - May 8, 2009, 1:45 am
Shit, clean your gun bitch.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:47 pm
Maybe,but couldn't it just be a modified muzzle?People do that shit now days.
DJL - March 15, 2009, 3:32 pm
The muzzle is too small for .45. Looks like a 9mm or a .38 Super.
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Yer an idiot. It was adopted in 1911 after the Philippines Insurrection and it's NOT a "revolver"...you really ARE an idiot, you know?
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:11 pm
And.... it's most likely made more rapists' efforts easier.
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 7:10 pm
The 1911 reference is wrong. "It was designed for the US government service revolver trials of 1873 by Colt's Manufacturing Company and adopted as the standard military service revolver."


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive shot people for less. lol jk


BEHAVE - We upgraded from rulers.


TAGS: nuns guns behave
Rating: 4.48/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
uh-oh... :O
falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:53 pm
I say NAY!


LORD, MAKE MY AIM TRUE -


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.44/5

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kimo2a - August 28, 2016, 11:09 pm
Dead ones?
EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.


ZOMBIE PREPARATION - You will wish you had been this prepared when your family and friends are trying to eat your brains


TAGS: guns zombie mp5
Rating: 3.33/5

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cam77079 - August 31, 2010, 8:30 am
Airsoft! FAIL!
cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:47 am
Don't forget to stock up on the airsoft BB's, and hope they stop the hoard of undead!


MEANWHILE -


TAGS: guns middle east
Rating: 4.72/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:54 pm
Is Texas really that horrible a place? It looks like it rains there every two or three years. . . Great moustache, though!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:02 pm
Incidentally, I get all my late breaking news from MotiFake. Thanks for newsflash, EtherealDude!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:32 pm
Well I'll be damned. Looks like Texas has seceded from the Union.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 7:08 pm
5LOL'S
MPsniper - April 21, 2011, 7:02 pm
roflmao


OVERKILL - You achieved it, a long, long time ago.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 3.31/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
Modern Warfare 3 Bling Super Pro++


GUN SAFETY TOP TEN TIPS - Wish i new this when i bought my gun! I broke Tip 2 Did not end well


TAGS: guns
Rating: 3/5

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David A - January 12, 2010, 9:58 am
I broke rule #8 after abiding the #7


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


Commando Baboon -


TAGS: baboon guns
Rating: 3.47/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
fits to today's calendar theme too ;)
beesladesh - October 21, 2009, 1:57 am
I LOLed too. Big time; this was good. =D
Nomad - November 16, 2008, 2:47 pm
I LOLed


DOGS - A dog is for life. Not just for christmas......As you will soon find out


TAGS: dogs guns
Rating: 2.65/5

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untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 1:18 pm
now thats a devildog
Overlord Douchebag - October 17, 2008, 9:53 am
It's 'cry havoc, and set loose the dogs of war' I think.
ANONYMOUS - October 17, 2008, 8:31 am
Unleash hell, and let loose the dogs of war!


SCIENTIFIC STUDY -


TAGS: breasts purpose biguns dave barry
Rating: 4.84/5

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DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:01 pm
Ah, sigh, Lana Wood..........
Neko - August 20, 2011, 10:34 pm
i stopped reading at "make males stupid" it was believable enough at that point lol
Budog - August 17, 2011, 4:38 am
More research is definitely needed... 5
mariand - August 17, 2011, 12:53 am
of cour5e


STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE -


TAGS: guns sho will likethis king
Rating: 4.87/5

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MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:36 pm
You aint killing no-one unless that gun is loaded
MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
Ignoring Christie2069....i'll never 4get the face of my father or his last words, "WAIR! Don't son that gun is LOADED!!"
Chrysophase2003 - August 22, 2012, 12:52 am
Remembering the face of my father is WHY I want to kill with a gun.
Preacher Man - August 21, 2012, 1:12 pm
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.


HONESTLY - Guys, it was only a joke


TAGS: funny uhoh guns
Rating: 4.44/5

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blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
izismile.com
GySgt1811 - April 25, 2011, 4:38 pm
Hey, Black oak, where'd you get the neat picture of the old breed? 5 school circles!


SWISS ARMY MACHINE GUN - For When Things Get Really Bad


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.11/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:26 am
I see he went with the non-stealth model


DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headshot humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


BIG GUNS -




CONCEAL AND CARRY - It is going to take a lot more than that, you could put an eye out with those things.


TAGS: guns concealed carry
Rating: 3.94/5

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champ99 - March 14, 2011, 12:23 pm
I bet your right.
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:55 pm
I bet that if i push that little button, the gun will pop out!
champ99 - March 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
From that point of view, I may have to change my mind!
guyfox - March 9, 2011, 5:32 pm
this is why I support open carry


PATRIOT - she supports the troops


TAGS: kids guns funny military
Rating: 2.73/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:41 am
Yeah But on WHICH Side


NUNS WITH GUNS -




My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need shots from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


OH...HELL NO! - Dwop da cookies, you wascally wabbit! Some things are NOT expendable.


TAGS: sly bunny cookies guns cubby
Rating: 3.94/5

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SoundWave117 - August 13, 2010, 8:22 pm
one of the cliff hanger suprises.awesome


GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in


TAGS: guns begginner 101
Rating: 3.86/5

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templar13 - May 15, 2012, 5:57 pm
Wow. Outside of work and school I never really thought I'd hear someone talk about the fundamentals. You're right, I shoulda mentioned the laser rule.
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 1:55 pm
4L. If you'd put a second line, "Never point the scary end at things you don't wanna poke holes in" it would be 5L for covering the fundamentals of a gun safety course.


GUNS - Try This In America And You Will Be Shot With One.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:17 pm
Sounds like a good deal
rerun - October 27, 2009, 9:16 pm

nope, it is used.....all legally
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
Nice! Wait...it wasn't used to dispose of any bodies was it? I have my own crimes to cover up...
rerun - October 27, 2009, 9:13 pm

I can get you a used one for about $3500.00
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:12 pm
After buying an asphalt roller, you think I'm going to have enough for cigarettes too!? They're more expensive than ever!
rerun - October 27, 2009, 9:10 pm

the operator of it is smoking an unfiltered Camel
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:01 pm
aawwww I wanted to smoke.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 8:59 pm

Just a point of reference...that is a 2 ton asphalt roller. We don't use steam rollers anymore.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 8:37 pm
That's an awesome steam roller. I should totally get one...
Rick - October 27, 2009, 8:29 pm
OOOOOO So many pretty guns....Wa...Wait....Mommy what are they doing with that steam roller
bill - October 23, 2009, 7:13 pm
is that a dezy, and some 50 cals? wtf are dey tinkin
mallen - October 21, 2009, 8:00 pm
I'll take them! Don't hurt them they're innocent!
Derek - October 21, 2009, 6:53 pm
Because guns matter more than people.
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:43 am
As well you should be.


When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


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TAGS: lol guns murder beratta gun pistol simple simplicity
Rating: 2.92/5

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Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
A .45 Long colt? That is your carry? May I ask what that ammo is in?
TheReverend - July 10, 2009, 4:49 pm
45 LC. Personally my choice for carry. A bit heavy but it stops 'em cold.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:01 am
I will not rate this one. It is a gun poster, thus I feel it s/b 5/5. However, a Beretta 90's series? Really? That s/b a 1/5. Should have been a Sig, HK, or at the very least a Glock. 9mm aren't as deadly as a .44 or even a .357.


NERF GUNS - The pussy's answer to modern warfare.




GUN CONTROL - Does Not Include Rodents


TAGS: guns rodents
Rating: 2.37/5

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monkey - May 21, 2008, 1:18 am
so tiny and cute, but my hammy is still cuter
chareuleu - May 18, 2008, 7:28 pm
-"They won't have mine!"


AIRFORCE - YEAH WE GOT THE BIG GUNS


TAGS: airforce big guns
Rating: 1.68/5

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Absoludicrous - September 7, 2008, 11:55 pm
Fucking AF and their belts... The blue doesn't look as ridiculous as the orange but they're all gay. I wonder what site he's at? I see DCU's.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
And that was a perfect example of grammar from a Californian who suprisingly got an 87 on his ASVAB. its cuz i so learn good! haha. i figured i'd say it b4 sum1 else did.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:52 pm
Haha. It's a reflector belt. We have to were them during hours of darkness so cuz we wear camo and seem to blend in with the nice foliage and suburban housing that our Air Bases have. so sad... haha.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:49 am
I have a whole case of those obnoxious disco belts sitting right behind me. I share well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:47 am
I'd rather have a belt that turns into a light saber than two squirt guns.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 5:28 am
Yes MWLF, yes we do. Want one???
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 2:34 am
I'm intrigued by the big jar above him called Muscle Milk. I only hope it's one of those bulking protein powders. And does everyone in the air force get a glowing blue light saber belt?
Mach 3 Bitch Slap - August 5, 2008, 1:51 am
Actually, the artillery is not a branch of the armed forces. HURRDURR.
doobie - July 23, 2008, 9:28 pm
actually artillery does.


MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - Will shoot your nuts off




Gun Laws -


TAGS: guns laws rednecks oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - March 18, 2014, 4:38 pm
Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:41 pm
Irony or conspiracy? =o
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:39 pm
Ironic that nothing sells guns quite like "gun control."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2014, 3:44 pm
Ergo...
CloudchaserS - March 11, 2014, 5:22 am
On 19 April 1775, an attempt at confiscating guns triggered a successful revolution.


RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...


TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.77/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:23 pm
Here in Colorado it'd no problem, the cops will just pat you on the back and say "nice job".
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nah, cold club soda works wonders for that.
Mongo - December 3, 2009, 6:18 pm
Getting the blood stains out of the furniture might be tough.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:14 pm
Good picture, GREAT caption, 5 lions.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:16 pm
If she felt threatened enough to pull the weapon, the only response time she needs is the amount of time it takes to get the corpse out of her living room.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not just the point of the text that is good and sensible, it's nicely worded. And the pic is high quality.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:02 pm
Thanks Sean! Some people just don't realize the problem with that logic.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:59 am
This is clever and nicely done. Anyone who sites the police as "all the protection you need" needs to be protected from themselves first and foremost.


TEXAS GIRLS -


TAGS: texas guns girls
Rating: 3.66/5

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JohnFrancis - September 29, 2010, 7:39 am
Are you kidding me? I want a girlfriend like that!!!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:40 pm
Yeah, but do you suffer from premature trigger pull...or do you jerk the trigger? Either one will get you kicked off the range!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:48 pm
"Man enough" to what? Pull a trigger? Even babies can pull triggers.


AN ARMED SOCIETY... - ...is a polite society.


TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.41/5

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stenusmc - August 29, 2010, 9:56 am
He is my favorite author too...read two comments down...I simply rushed myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:43 pm
If you're gonna quote Heinlein....at least give him credit....1L (don't steal lines from my favorite author)
Zook - August 28, 2010, 5:18 pm
I like it 5 armed Lions
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:12 am
Okami - I *meant* to credit R. A. Heinlein for the quote...got in too much of a rush...
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:11 am
Derek - nice try. For EU, Finland #1, followed by Germany, then France, then Sweden. See 2008 FBI report for murder rate - NV is *way* down the list, so you're not even close.
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:09 am
Moooo...sorry, working this weekend; real quick, for the state, there are approximately 764 crimes per 100,000 of pop. We are actually about 43rd down on the list for violence.
okami - December 3, 2009, 6:39 pm
a good quote. . .from Robert A Heinlein. . .unless he took it from someone earlier. great job.
Derek - December 3, 2009, 5:52 pm
Yes, rude like the French (2nd highest gun ownership in Europe). Nevada's murder rate is 7.4 - 4th highest in the USA (see wikipedia).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:13 pm
oops I already asked that.....one more reason not to drink in the afternoon boys and girls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:11 pm
What's Vegas's crime rate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
Yes yes. Nevada has a low crime rate......what's Vegas's crime rate? Crime rates are calculated per capita......Vegas is surrounded by desert.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 5:04 pm
Interesting fact about that picture - was taken in a High School, in California no less, in the early '40s. School's team captains for the ladies shooting team.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
Oh, you mean rude, like the French? Or are you talking about the subjects (insert peasants depending on what country we're talking about...) Nevada allows concealed and open carry - guess what our crime rate is?
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:50 pm
Never been to the USA Stenusmc? The polite societies of the world are typically old, poor and (relatively) unarmed.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Either that or you're in Canada, eh?


GUNS - Because only government should have them


TAGS: guns
Rating: 3.39/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:31 pm
I'm still partial to the jagdTiger. It could barely move, but was still amsome.
untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 1:15 pm
tiger 205 would be better
Sleed - July 26, 2009, 6:32 pm
That picture should be a gorgeous Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B, not a hideous Panther, tbh.
Boop - July 18, 2009, 10:46 pm
Fuck that German shit (yeah, goes for the A6 too) I'll take an M-1A2 SEP thanks.
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 10:06 am
Me, Too.
TheSarge - June 16, 2009, 9:51 am
When they start selling Panthers at gun stores,i'll buy one of them too.


500 S&W MAGNUM - Because there is no point in getting involved in the 9mm vs. .45 debate.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 3.17/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2013, 9:12 am
There really isn't much difference between the 9x19mm Parabellum and the .45 ACP.
Silverheart - January 1, 2013, 3:23 pm

That's an honest to goodness hand cannon. Does it take bullets or cannonballs?
GaryO - January 1, 2013, 2:01 pm
Pinesboy…….I’ve read this a couple times. Please re-read….it could very well be a Yogi Berra quote….and I shot a friend’s 500, one handed, and hit what I was aiming at…..east. I was aiming east.
GaryO - January 1, 2013, 1:54 pm
Ah, the 500, marketing target for those with tiny wieners
EmilioDumphque - January 1, 2013, 1:54 pm
Not when you think killing someone in the house behind the one you're shooting at is a good idea.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2013, 11:48 am
LOve It 5 Reloads.
pinesboy - January 1, 2013, 11:15 am
I shoot it one handed often. But it’s not something to try without years of experience.
bigsouthfork - January 1, 2013, 11:01 am
If he tries to shoot that with one hand, it will be a murder/suicide!


TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .


TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


ANONYMOUS INTERNET TRAINER SAYS - For massive guns, superset 3x15 cable kickbacks and 3x15 kettlebell curls. Trust me. I'm a professional.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 2.29/5


NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.


TAGS: army military guns weapon
Rating: 4.5/5

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whenangelsfall - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
Ah damn.. can I repost that? It was posted at 2 a.m.. I feel pretty special right now.... fail
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:26 am
When you go to battle in the Motifake Wars, be sure you carry a dictionary..it's a mandatory necessity


KIDS - They grow up so fast


TAGS: kids guns blz
Rating: 4.4/5

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PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


THE TEXAS TANLINE -


TAGS: beach boys guns
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baran?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.


BEST OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: best of the world guns
Rating: 3.71/5

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Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is awesome!! Great job.
RUGER - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
This MOTIFAKE speaks to me. 5 rounds coming your way!!!
Das Ghoti - October 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
If you have a gun, better luck that you won't die from someone who does. Michigan is a wonderful mix of US and Canada neh? Hunting in the UP, Drive-bys and such in Det and Flint, good stuff :)
Axiom - October 9, 2009, 8:27 am
Regular people *are* morons. ;)
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
only in te hands of morons is it a bad one
Axiom - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Only a moron would think this is a good thing.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:43 pm
It would be fascinating to know what the ownership rates are in Sierra Leone and Afghanistan
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:08 pm
You left out #1:Switzerland. ...but I guess the way they work none of their firearms are "civilian", huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Why? with more guns it's more likely that they'll shoot each other...XD....most of the Canadian guns are hunting rifles.
Dylan - August 26, 2009, 1:51 am
that's not best, it's terrible.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wouldn't that sorta be like the guy with the 75' yacht. He doesn't really stress the gas bill either.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Which is why Gun Shows are so popular, Ed. And as a gun owner, I thoroughly approve. Besides, how's the guy who has 200 of them going to afford the ammo for that many?
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh, and its 90guns per 100 people in america. Sounds about right. Most people I know own at least one. Then you've got the guy who has 200. It rounds out.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
That actually sounds about right. And they usually base this kinda of data off of surveys, sales and registration information. You don't have to register rifles or shotguns, but you do have to register the sale of them.
Blah - August 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
As for where the data came from, would it not be possible to work out how many guns are made, and how many are shipped to the country? then just get a load of averages.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 2:04 pm
canada-10 million guns and 30 million people? that right?
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 2:02 pm
The United States has 90 guns for every 100 citizens, making it the most heavily armed society in the world. U.S. citizens own 270 million of the world's 875 million known firearms, according to the Small Arms Survey... And this is only small arms.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
i cant be real, it says there is 270 guns per 100 americans. thats 2.7 guns per person not 90
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Number one....With a bullet! Of course, I do not understand how the numbers on this are derived. I am not required to register my firearms. I inherited one, was gifted two, and bought one personally. So, where does this data come from? No flamewarintended
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:01 am
around here our numbers rival the US


NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




PHONE PISTOL - Introducing The Glockia A must for any gangsta wishing to keep in touch


TAGS: phone guns
Rating: 3.5/5

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Iconoclast - May 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
And when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 40 zone, get out of the car waving this phone pistol around and shout "I'm calling my lawyer, Pig"


WWJK - Guns don't kill people...Jesus kills people




RABBIT - It's what's for supper


TAGS: rabbit guns hunting
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:01 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!?!?!?!?!?
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:18 pm
Rabbit is tasty if prepared correctly.


ATF -


TAGS: guns
Rating: 2.69/5

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ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - people kill people (but guns make it much easier).




RIP JAMES ARNESS - 1923 - 2011


TAGS: marshall dillon gunsmoke charlie chaplin
Rating: 4.44/5

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Airman - June 7, 2011, 3:19 pm
nope.. Festus died back in the early 90's. FYI, this song, SMILE, was written by Charlie Chaplin. Each year at the Oscars, they pay tribute to the actors/industry people who died in the last year.. and I think this is the song playing in the background
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 1:24 pm
Ah.. We will miss you, Zeb.. RIP James
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:20 am

love it. is festus still around am?
justme - June 4, 2011, 4:41 am
wouw


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